my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life

collections that are raw as fuck abed mahfouz s/s 2013

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artRAVE: The ARTPOP Ball in Staples Center, Los Angeles (July 21st)
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artRAVE: The ARTPOP Ball in Staples Center, Los Angeles (July 21st)

thefullshaft:

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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theheart-of-a-nemesis this will always make me think of you and your mom agreeing with me.

healingmagicandaspirin:

I still maintain that the only reason Andy wasn’t killed by Patrick in the Young Blood Chronicles was because Patrick wouldn’t have stood a fucking chance against him in any sort of head-on fight. Joe tried to hide and Pete probably hesitated a little because that’s his bast frand, but Andy just gets shit done.

If he were the big hero of the story he’d have saved rock and roll in two videos and the rest would just be him working out.

Woman With Flower Head (1937) / Lady Gaga at the VMA red carpet (2009) Woman With Head of Roses (1935) / Lady Gaga by Mariano Vivanco (2011) Printemps Necrophilique (1936) / Lady Gaga for Vogue (2012)

cannawitchbitch:

khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

Accurate, though

afearofoblivion:

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

IM ON MY WAY I WANT A MOOSE TO WELCOME ME AKA JARED PADALECKI

trolltina:

me as a parent